September 2009
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Led Zeppelin - Over the...
Burglar falls asleep on the job
A would-be burglar failed to finish his crime after he broke into a house, drank a bottle of wine and fell asleep on a sofa.
The man stuffed items into a pillow case before settling down with the full bottle in Milton, Cambridge. The homeowner tried - unsuccessfully - to wake him before calling police.
Cambridgeshire police confirmed a man had been arrested on suspicion of burglary and criminal...
Naked man steals truck, drives into ditch
A man has been arrested in Alabama for stealing a truck while naked and driving it into a ditch. The naked truck-stealing incident occurred last Thursday in Athens, Alabama, when the naked man lay down beside the road. He then jumped into the back of a truck that slowed down, broke the window to the cab - causing the driver to get out of the vehicle - and then drove off.
Police say the man was...
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Reblog if you would like to punch Justin Bieber in...
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bigcityshakedown:
(via seanshazam)
who is he. my step sister is like omg i really want to meet him ahhh. who is he
He’s this 15 or whatever singer. Sounds he’s not 15 and a girl.
Everyone at my high school is inviting me to join a group and sign something...
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Mix Your Tubes
Wanna show off your mixing skills, but lack a) a massive vinyl collection, and b) decks? Then the descriptively titled Two YouTube Videos And A Motherf***ing Crossfader is very much your Huckleberry, allowing you to exploit YouTube’s vast collection of music videos to try out your DJ technique.
Possibly the most random fetish ever...
A man has been arrested in Texas for blowing pepper into a woman’s face - because he has a fetish for women sneezing.
The elderly man was arrested in Commerce, Texas, last Monday after he blew the powdery substance into the face of a female store clerk at a hardware store checkout. He then did it a second time.
He then waited around the store for a few minutes, before leaving.
A police...
reblog if you dip yur fries into your frostyy xD
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hell yeah I do.
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"glitter is the herpes of craft supplies"
catieola:
(via kaliegarrett)
I wrote this on my binder… everyone reads it and goes O.o k
now that I think about…. it there are many similarities between herpes and glitter. xD
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