Me As I Am

Notes: 208 / 2 years ago from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.

2 years ago

Glenn Beck blames godlessness for America’s Problems

Notes: 4402 / 2 years ago from wayward-swagabond (originally from brennadaugherty)

rantsraveandreblogs:

drawingtheline:

brennadaugherty:

When I made this // originally posted it, we got 1,856 notes. Think we could try again, and possibly beat this number? It’s worth a shot.

Notes: 78 / 2 years ago from itsalwayssunny

itsalwayssunny:

Mac: First of all, it’s not a jacket. It’s a duster. It’s like a jacket only it’s longer and thicker and far more badass. I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible.

2 years ago

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somethingintellectual:

Led Zeppelin - Over the Hills and Far Away

2 years ago

Burglar falls asleep on the job

A would-be burglar failed to finish his crime after he broke into a house, drank a bottle of wine and fell asleep on a sofa.

The man stuffed items into a pillow case before settling down with the full bottle in Milton, Cambridge. The homeowner tried - unsuccessfully - to wake him before calling police.

Cambridgeshire police confirmed a man had been arrested on suspicion of burglary and criminal damage following the incident on September 22.

A spokesman said: ‘We arrived to find the man on the sofa with a bottle of wine on the floor next to him and after trying to rouse him we charged him with attempted burglary.’

Notes: 6 / 2 years ago from acecalhoun

taargustaargus:

2 years ago

Naked man steals truck, drives into ditch

A man has been arrested in Alabama for stealing a truck while naked and driving it into a ditch. The naked truck-stealing incident occurred last Thursday in Athens, Alabama, when the naked man lay down beside the road. He then jumped into the back of a truck that slowed down, broke the window to the cab - causing the driver to get out of the vehicle - and then drove off.

Police say the man was shouting ‘Go, go, go - somebody’s trying to kill me’ before he stole the truck.

He got about a mile down the road before veering off into a field and hitting a ditch.

‘He appeared to be under the influence of some type of narcotic,’ Chief Investigator Stanley McNatt told the News Courier newspaper.

He was taken to a local hospital for observation, and is expected to be charged with first-degree theft of property and indecent exposure.

2 years ago